I am invoking the powers of Cobra Starship to help me write this blog. This is SERIOUS. Help me, Gabe Saporta! He HAS come here to make me dance tonight. If only dancing=blogging.
I started writing this about four hours ago, got bored with it, and got sucked in to a Skype chat. Two hours later, I left the computer to watch American Idol and Fringe, having done next to nothing in the way of a blog.
Now I'm BACK, and I must get this done so I can go watch Ace of Cakes at 10:30. XD
Have you ever seen that show? It's AMAZING. Plus, they did the cake for the Order of the Phoenix movie premiere.
How AWESOME is that? They do some really unbelievable stuff.
(Moving on to what I wrote earlier with absolutely no segue.)
Have you guys ever been to stuffscenekidslike.com? I go there regularly, because I am addicted to music and like to laugh at (and occasionally participate in) "the scene."
Basically they feature things that are hip for scenesters and poke fun at it.
EXTRA SPECIAL WARNING!!: If you are a NORMAL person, AKA someone who hasn't been taken over by the internet and has never even heard of the vlogbrothers, I suggest you ignore the rest of this blog. It's really best for your mental health.
Which brings me to todays topic: Stuff NERD Kids Like.
Or, more accurately, stuff Nerdfighters do/love because of B2.0.
Or even MORE accurately, lists Lindsay makes when she's bored
Also, just a warning, this started off as a "You know you're a nerdfighter when..." type thing. So imagine that at the beginning of a lot of these.
Aren't you EXCITED?!
Let's GO!
- You vote count... Chocula.
- You have to fight the urge to end conversations with "Best wishes!"
- That's SO jokes. 'nough said.
- I inexplicably have "Own Daniel Biss" written down. I must have thought something John said about this was hilarious, but I can't for the life of me remember what the heck I'm talking about.
- You have a Happy Dance.
- You automatically put book titles in your pants.
- You hum Accio Deathly Hallows to yourself without even realizing it.
- You point to things (not in the sidebar) using a finger mustache? Maybe I'm the only one that's done that...
- It's no longer helping people, it's decreasing Worldsuck.
- You're bored at the park. What do you do? Play/sing Nanny Nanny Rich Kid, of course.
- Alternate meanings for DFTBA pop in to your head at inopportune moments (eg. The Taco Bell guy asks your order and you say, "Don't Forget (the) Taco's Beef, Alright? Nah, that one sucks...")
- Every clue to everything MUST be an anagram. Even the words in I Spy books.
- Your life's goal is to claim "Fishing boat proceeds" and "Excess golden parachute payments" on your taxes (just me again? Ok.)
- You actually TRY to get high puff levels.
- You've considered (& deeply discussed) the ramifications and loopholes to time travel for the Evil Baby Orphanage.
- You make lists about being a nerd in your spare time.
Ok, I'm done. Feel free to add to this, I want to know how the vlogbrothers have injected a little more crazy in to your every day life.
With love and insanity,
Linds
PS- My moves are hot [white hot, that is].
:)
OK, I think I only understand a tiny bit of that but I'll put that down to an age thing (it would be SAD if I did understand at my age)and a cultural thing (although we get so much American TV here I sometimes mistakenly think I live in California with Drake and Josh)and a language thing (isn't the English language rich and varied around the world - is it the same for Italian?). Looking forward to your next post.:)
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